{"id":1347,"date":"2026-08-26T18:40:06","date_gmt":"2026-08-26T16:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/?p=1347"},"modified":"2026-08-27T18:19:10","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T16:19:10","slug":"az-ures-lakas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/az-ures-lakas\/","title":{"rendered":"The \"empty\" apartment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Downtown apartment, keys in hand.<br>According to my colleague, the tenant isn't home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We recognize the apartment by the Queen of Spades stuck on the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Found it. We tried the keys, but without success. Suddenly, the small window on the door opened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man was standing in the window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Stark naked.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looked at us, then asked with total calm:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>- \"CAN I HELP YOU???\"<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After that, he ripped off a yellowed piece of newspaper from the window, discretely held it in front of himself, and cheerfully invited us in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We sold the apartment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And we learned one thing forever:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Just because they say the apartment is empty and even give you a key to it, a surprise can hit you at any time...<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>We handle it with a total poker face even if someone answers the door completely naked in an \"empty\" apartment...<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Downtown apartment, keys in hand.<br \/>\nAccording to my colleague, the tenant isn't home.<br \/>\nWe recognize the apartment by the Queen of Spades stuck on the door...<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1348,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-egyeb"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1354,"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions\/1354"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sperlinger.hu\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}